Шутки про осень на английском - Приcoolный английский

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Шутки про осень на английском язык

❄Late autumn. Two fleas, teeth chattering from the cold, are sitting alone on the street. Suddenly, one says with despair: — Kakaaaaaa cold weather, how will we survive the winter? — the second, without ceasing to tremble, cheers her up: — Don’t worry, let’s get rich and buy a dog…

🐕 Autumn, it’s time to pickle cabbage. I’ve been fermenting for a week now, but I still won’t get to the cabbage…

😂 Autumn has come, everyone is sneezing and coughing all around. Tell me, how do I put an antivirus on myself? 🧑‍ November. An experienced programmer and an intern are sitting at work, bored and yawning. The intern glances out the window and suddenly exclaims enthusiastically: — Look, it’s snowing! Experienced (lazily): — Yeah, 24 kilobytes per second…

📅 Wife to husband: — It’s already autumn; we should get rid of the junk. — Don’t even think about it, I’m not going anywhere!

🍃 A woman comes to the dentist: — Doctor, my teeth are yellow. What could be the reason? — What do you want, my dear, autumn is in the yard, everything is turning yellow! Thank you if they don’t fall off!

🗑 What should you do if you went to the forest to pick mushrooms or berries and got lost, but you don’t have a compass with you? — I will wait until the birds fly south in autumn and point me out to the direction.

❄ A young married couple comes to the store and starts arguing about the choice of wallpaper. Having noticed this, the consultant suggests: — Take these, the «Seasons» are called. It seems to me that they will be perfect for you at first! — Why is that? — With the onset of autumn, they turn yellow and fall off, and then you will pick up others.